Copyright © 1994 by Steven P. Kennedy   Revised 2003

Storyboard Sketches by: Alex Mizuno 650-758-3009 and Alison Jeffs 801-360-2817 www.alisonjeffs.com ali_jeffs@hotmail.com

Special Thanks to Ruth Wilson who created a web site containing a list of plants for fire safe landscaping which was compiled by F.C. Dennis, a Wildfire Hazard Mitigation Coordinator with the Colorado State Forest Service.

Synopsis   A docudrama, The Cannonball Express is the story of Jessie and Helen, their dream house in the Front Range and how they learned to protect it from fire.

Beginning of Script

The Cannonbal acoustic guitar theme was composed by Gerald McMullin... mp3 file

 

Prologue-Scene Four (Introducing the protagonist)

(Jessie-scowling) Ahh, waiter! What was that?

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(Waiter-beaming) That was The Cannonball Express, an historic steam engine, Sir. Wasn't she beautiful? Did you miss our announcement?

(Jessie-indignant) What announcement? The waiter could have told us....

((Helen) recovering/pleading) Would you stop that...I'm fine...just a little too much coffee.

(Jessie-angrily) Coffee! Well I don't drink coffee and I'm awake now!

(Helen) calmer but sternly) Jessie, I think its time we had a little talk.....about us.....about our future. I used to think you were such a hopeless romantic. I loved it. You'd take me to a secluded beach in California...the tide would come in and we'd be stuck for six hours against a cliff on a sliver of beach that kept shrinking. I was young then and rules were made to be broken. Or you'd take me up to Aspen.... and of course there's a blizzard and we'd get snowed in for three days....and I'm not done yet....which was fun when we were dating but we're married now and I'm beginning to think I'm outgrowing you.

And now, for reasons I can't figure out, you've doubled my commute time and tossed our life savings into a little place in the country and you know what? You can't even pitch a tent in the woods. Well, let me tell you something, I'd be a fool if I said I wanted to lose everything we've got to some...forest fire...and start over again with nothing. And now you tell me you can't even get reasonably priced fire insurance on this place because the insurance companies have redlined the whole neighborhood. It just doesn't make sense.

(Jessie-thinking fast) They haven't red lined it...they're just limiting their exposure and anyway, the guy at Lloyds of London said he’d get right back to me. West Creek is a great place to raise our family. It is beautiful there and its quiet.....and I know I'm not exactly a tree hugger when it comes to nature but hey anybody can learn, right sweet heart?

((Helen) threatening) Yeah, well you better get a good book because.....

(Jessie-Huh, I can do better than that....I've got some friends from volleyball and they'll be glad to....

(Helen) Well give me a report at dinner time and don't come home drunk as a skunk....Listen, I've got some errands to run and then I'm going shopping. (She gets up, pulls a bill from her purse) And tip the waiter, will ya?

(Exits)

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(Jessie-calling in vain) Helen....all right, so I'll call in a few markers that's all. (to himself) I got friends that know this stuff. I help them fix their computers don't I ? I've gotten their butts out of a jam at least once. (Guilty tone) I knew I should have done it myself instead of walking them through it by phone. If I hadn't been so busy....and they know the house I'm buying is a fire trap. The ad said cozy and quaint didn't it? (With resignation) I should have stayed in Cleveland where all you have to worry about is twisters. (Pulls out cell phone as bus boy clears table.)  I must have been (singing) Rocky Mountain Hi-igh Colorado...

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Act One-Scene Four (The Brush Cutter's Lesson)

The camera pans a brushy hillside with a view of suburbia.

(Cliff) Hi Jessie. Pull up a chair. (points to ice chest) Thanks for stopping by. That Windows 2000 is the greatest. Plug and Play is just super. Thanks for helping me out there.

(Jessie) Hey, no problem. (modestly)

(Cliff) (Mops brow with handkerchief) Man, I could use a breather. (Takes sip of water from canteen, sits down at crude table and starts working on a chain saw with a rat tail file.) So, how's the fixer upper?

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(Jessie) Oh, pretty good. It needs work.

(Cliff) Don't they all.

(Jessie) (with resignation) And mine especially. I can think of a lot of things I should have noticed on the first walk through. The worst thing is, the wife figures she can paint everything because she's liberated but I'm a city slicker and can't take care of the landscaping. The smoke detector is beeping every two minutes all night long and she's worried about fire danger.

(Cliff) Well stick a new battery in the smoke detector and we'll make a six pack gardener out of you yet. Beer?

(Jessie) Thanks but I just had breakfast. Listen, I gotta ask a favor. I need to learn about "habitat values" and fast. She's got this nesting instinct and all the brush around the place makes her nervous.

(Cliff) Well, you came to the right place buddy old pal. Look around you. This place was as bad as yours. If you and your wife work together and do it smart, it'd take, maybe a weekend at most. Three days tops. Then, get a ladder, clean out the rain gutters to keep the sparks away from the rafters and you're through. And it wouldn't hurt to have some plywood covers cut for the windows just in case. Home Depot will do that for you. (Puts file down to gesture) Look at this job...

(Jessie) It makes me tired just looking at it.

(Cliff) Yeah, I figure another three hours on this project and I'll have this one clean as a whistle. And then it's on to another project in Larimer County and then to Boulder for another. If I didn't have a way to do this methodically I'd be exhausted. Working smart makes me look professional, reliable and indispensable, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, I'm booked solid for weeks. Otherwise, I'd come down and help you out myself.

(Jessie) Well, just tell me how ya do it.

(Cliff) It didn't come easy. Some of these homeowners have handed me projects large enough to experiment with different methods of moving the brush I've cut down to the truck. I usually figure one hour of cutting the brush makes for two hours of loading it up and hauling it away. On this project I've rigged up a cable and pulley system to skid piles of brush across the hillside and then down to my truck. Come on, I'll show you how it works.

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(Scenes of hauling, winching, and chain sawing through the pile of brush in the dump truck. Cliff returns to table and sits down.)

(Cliff) I just found this to be so much faster than chipping the brush, you know.....one branch at a time (gesturing) "zing-zing".

(Jessie) And chippers are expensive.

(Cliff) Yeah, $300 a day for a trailer mounted one. That's why I prefer hauling it away. No muss no fuss.

(Jessie) And no credit card debt.

(Cliff) Right! Too soon old and too late smart.

(Jessie) And no major erosion from the wheels on a tractor either. Cliff, I got to hand it to you....

(Cliff) It's just experience, lots of experience. (Pauses to reflect)  Ya know, my business card says I'm a tree cutter but that gives people the wrong impression.

(Jessie) That you're a lumberjack.

(Cliff) When actually I consider myself to be in a growth industry (smiles) called vegetation management. I'm being paid by the homeowner (gestures) to reduce the risk that a fire might roar up the hill and take out his house right?

(Jessie) Right!

(Cliff) We're both members of the Sierra Club right?

(Jessie) Sure

(Cliff) And so we got to take the environment into consideration when I'm deciding what goes and what stays.

(Jessie) Yep!

A Folk Song:                       Listen to a happy tune while you read.

This is a story called, "The Cannonball Express",
a woman called Helen and her flaky husband Jess
and then over breakfast they were having a fight
and this old train gave 'em a terrible fright,
scared that is, sur-prised, heavy metal!

Well, the first thing you know old Jess is Britain Shicks
should'a spent more time, A HANGING OUT WITH HICKS!
And that's why he learns how to clear some brush
been fighting with his wife-he's in a big rush.
Teo that is, Don Coyne, experts in the field.

This couple bought a house, Lawdy it was grand
their next door neighbor, earned millions in a band
no firemen objected but their friends was all perturbed
'cause their old house was heavily insured.
Cash that is, federal loan guarantees, rebuilding money

Well now its time to clear away the brush and all the weeds
they are being careful for the birds and all the bees
You'll be invited back soon to watch this video
wish Good Luck! to Jess 'cause he'll be a daddy-oh
Jessie Junior that is
healthy set of lungs!
Want some ear plugs?
Ya'll be safe, hear!

Comin' soon...the MP3 version.

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(Cliff) (Pointing) Take this dead pine for example. It was already tall and strong when the 49’ers passed through. When it was a seedling the local Indians weeded around its base and for generations harvested the pine nuts. Now, a new pathogen spread by pine bark beetles has killed it and a couple thousand others and I can’t even haul it away for firewood. I’ll cut the limbs off and lay them across the hillside for erosion control. But the trunk is kind of scenic and it will make for great habitat for owls and woodpeckers for the next hundred years. I hate to see a beautiful tree die but that’s the way it is now. Never an equilibrium. Always two organisms in competition with one another. A whole ecosystem in flux.  (Heavy branch snaps off with a loud crack! and falls nearby with a thud.)

(Jessie) Whoa!

(Cliff) (Angrily to the tree) And soon its gonna be a lot less scenic!

(Jessie-laughs) Mother nature's revenge.

(Cliff) I could burn some of this brush in piles but there's a permitting process and its just more hassle than its’ worth.

(Jessie) More red tape

(Cliff) Yep. When I started on this project it was really brushy here. I've already made several trips to the dump and now its’ starting to look pretty good. I told the homeowner I could make it look like a park. Look how steep this hill is. When I'm done clearing I'll reseed it with wildflowers in the sunny areas. (Makes throwing motion as if scattering seeds). I’ll use packets of seeds they got for sale at the Denver Botanic Garden that have been locally gathered by trained botanists rather than get a grab bag at Vinyard Supply that has seed from all over the West and that might just be contaminated with weed seed.

(Jessie) That'll look nice

(Cliff) Most of what I've taken out has been noxious weeds. The bulk of the fuel load has been yellow monkey flower, Scotch thistle, Chinese clematis, sheperdspurse, African rue, wild oats and even some Dalmatian toadflax.  Around here, the Mediterranean Sage, the wild oats, and the Russian knapweed are the worst exotics and shoot.... this county loses more plant and wildlife habitat every year to exotic invasives than to developers putting in homes and roads. We just don't have any native insects or animals that go to town on knapweed. Bug scientists have brought some species over from the old country and released them but there still aren’t enough of these bugs to do the job.  Oxeye daisy looks nice. Its got a pretty flower that bees like....but it just takes over and crowds out the natives. Anyway what natives that do grow back here will attract deer and rabbits with succulent new growth.

(Jessie) Oh, my wife just loves seeing the deer.

 

(Cliff) I'm also trying to ease up on the clearing just short of the property line so it doesn't have that clear cut look. It doesn't bother me that the guy next door wouldn't go for it. A good quilt of cleared and uncleared land makes for patchiness, which can be very rich biologically. The deer will graze in the clearings and  snooze in the thickets. I have cleared a lot of backyards and I have got a GIS map and database on every one of them. Sooner or later I will be back in the neighborhood. Knapweed tends to come back quickly from seeds dropped the previous year so I'll make a follow up visit in six months to yank out the volunteers. Five years from now the yard will be due for a light trim. The only trees I'm eager to take out are the ones that just don't belong.

(Jessie) Like tamarisk?

(Cliff) Tamarisk is high on my list. Intact riparian areas and wetlands with a full complement of native birds and mammals are so rare now that even a tiny little wetland at the end of a dripping culvert is a botanical treasure.

 (Jessie) So plant something that will provide food and shelter for songbirds.

(Cliff)  Exactly.

(Jessie-sadly)  For a lot of watersheds that are already infested it is just too little, too late, to do much.

(Cliff) I have to admit that tamarisk, or salt cedar is a nice tree for holding a stream bank together but its’ an exotic and I'll get the owners permission before taking this one out. Once the initial clearing has been done the annual vegetation management is easy. There's no real secret to what I do. A lot of the natives will come back in on their own from the seed bank, birds and squirrels. Just be careful with the tools and wear gloves when you pull out knapweed. The sap can do nasty things to your tendons. One guy I read about lost a finger. They tried to save it with an operation but that little cyst kept growing back.

(Jessie)  I got that.

(Cliff) I know many of my customers will do the annual maintenance themselves from now on but I'll keep tabs on them just to make sure it doesn't get away from them. If I touch bases with 'em once in a while its also good word of mouth advertising. Elbow grease is the most biodegradable herbicide and  Ol' Cliff is the cheapest fire insurance around. You know, a stitch in time does save nine. (stretches and flexes)

(Jessie) Right! And let me know if you need help with a new hard drive or something.

(Cliff) I got your number

(Jessie) And the great thing about computers is that you can send a whole lot of Email at once. Have you ever thought about, you know, doing the whole neighborhood at once?

(Cliff) Yeah, when I get too old and famous to do this I might just organize an old fashioned "burn razing". Right now, there's no shortage of work for a Paul Bunyan like me.... But I would like to get old Ahmed out here with Mario's kid and Mr. Peterson and have a work party some time with watermelon, lemonade and a BBQ.

(Jessie) Amerika...(with thick accent) what a country! (laughs)

(Cliff) Bowlby? (pointing to house nearby) (pessimistically) He won't show. (with contempt) He'll hem and haw and then decide to do nothin. I don't think he'll ever get over that false alarm he called in. Sirens, flashing lights, a full haz mat team, the whole bit. There were neighbors coming out of the woodwork. He thought he had an electrical fire in his swimming pool's pump house. He called in…he told them it smelled like burning rubber, or chemicals.

(Jessie) So what was it?

(Cliff) It was a skunk. A stupid skunk.

(Jessie) Nesting?

(Cliff) Or trying to. Yeah, he'll hibernate through the next great fire unless a bolt of lightning knocks him out of bed first. (Cliff chuckles, picks up gloves...carefully puts them on and ...wearily picks up chainsaw.) And thanks for stopping by.

(Jessie) Thanks for the advice.

(Cliff) Oh and uh....do you hear that engine? Excuse me....I gotta make a quick phone call (picks up cell phone and turns his back to the camera-camera pans trees and focuses on birds rustling in the underbrush) Cliff finishes call and hangs up). I just had to do that. I knew it was him. Why don't you go talk to Don Coyne? I think you know him through Sierra Club volleyball.

(Jessie) You mean "Sky" Don? Plays on the advanced court?

(Cliff) That's him. I know the names of some of the native plants. Don eats them. (laughs) But seriously, he's a talented athlete, outdoorsman, and artist. Talk to this guy and your wife will think you're Euell Gibbons. He sells his sculptures, hand carved stuff, out of wood. They’re really quite good. He told me he's been trying to reestablish some native grasses in his backyard. Why don't you go have a chat with him...look for his orange van outside and go through the green gate....

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(Jessie) No dueling banjos?

(Cliff) No....he's a peaceful guy...don't worry, he's expecting you. It was nice talking to you. And take one of my cards, you never know when you are going to need a tree cutter.

(Jessie) Bye

Cliff waves

(end of scene four)

1.      Smith’s Tree & Yard Service   303-

2.      Davey Tree

3.      Jim’s Weed Whacking & Hauling

4.       Goats ‘R’ Us (Goats by the hundreds):

5.       Greenleaf Landscaping

6.       

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Act Two Scene Five

The camera pans a superb view of the canyon and the valley, then slowly approaches-from above and behind, a man working on a hillside with a weed eater, methodically sweeping it back and forth in wide arcs. A bamboo rake and blue plastic tarp lay nearby. A brown mineral block sits dissolving on a log. Don shuts off the weed eater as the camera approaches, picks up the rake, and makes eye contact with the camera.)

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(Don) So you found the place huh?

(Don and Jessie shake hands)

(Jessie) Oh, yeah. It was the only orange van on the block.

(Don) That Cliff! Some idiot helps him load Windows 2000 and now he thinks he's a computer wizard. (Mocking voice) I've got plug and play...what have you got Don? Well, I've got a wood chisel and an etch-a-sketch, fool, and I can make stairways to heaven. So, eat it! (Calming down) Tell me, so you bought this place in the hills...does your wife want to do any gardening?

(Jessie) Well, I suppose. She had a tomato and herb garden at our condo.

(Don) And she likes deer? She won't when her garden disappears in a single night down the hatch of some doe. Hey, there's a reason I built this fence. I've got corn, beans, tomatoes and pumpkins in there. There's deer in this canyon and they're always hungry. The salt block is for them....the garden is for me. I'm at the top of the food chain and my vegetables are not on their menu.

(Jessie) There any cougars in this canyon?

(Don) Not yet. I heard there was a cougar spotted in Drake last summer. There's occasionally bobcats here, but usually it is just raccoons, tree squirrels, possums, and an occasional mangey coyote... and skunks... nesting right under my neighbor's deck. (points as if to take him closer)

(Jessie) (Looks straight into camera with pained look on his face) Ah, no thanks. I'd rather go home drunk. Can you tell me something about native ground covers....for erosion control, beauty, and fire protection?

(Don) Oh so that's what he wanted me to show you. Stalking the elusive festuca arizonica are you?

(Jessie) uh I guess, I bought this house in the hills. I guess a fireman would call it a natural born loser.

(Don) It's that bad huh?

(Jessie) Yep, shake roof and the whole bit. Anyway, I want to grow something native under and between the  trees.

(Don) You're looking for some garden art to set the mood?

(Jessie) I might be. Cliff said you carve wood.

(Don) Yeah, I've been working on a few. I did a cheetah for a guy some time ago. I can carve a whole log into a salmon if you like. I've kinda got a backlog of commissioned pieces right now though. Maybe in a month or two.

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(Jessie) That would be better. Give us time to get settled in.

(Don) I planted some native bunch grass seedlings here last winter as plugs. Some species were grown by a local nursery from seed that I collected and some were already here. They're really hard to reestablish in an area that's been disturbed. The weed warriors say it is all in knowing how the roots of the grasses battle each other while competing for nutrients, symbiotically. (Stoops to add another load onto the tarp)

(Jessie) Disturbed? By cattle grazing?

(Don) Yup, this all used to be just overgrazed range land, believe it or not. I've found cow bones bleaching in the sun just off the freeway over by the College. (Stops raking and leans on it to reminisce) Once when I was a kid, when we first moved in here, we were driving downtown and there was a Basque guy on the road with a dog moving a flock of sheep. Walking along. That was early 60's I guess and long before they put in the freeway. You can barely see it from here. (panoramic shot of canyon and bay-zoom in and out on distant freeway)

There's still old barb wire fences in a lot of these canyons. Along the old ranch property lines. They used redwood for the fence posts, long lasting heartwood, virgin stuff and they may have rotted off at the base but they're still there....covered with moss but still lyin' around and all that wire rusty as hell. So where are you from?

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(Jessie) Back East. They taught us about the Founding Fathers and the Civil War in grade school there and took us out to Valley Forge. We didn't have tract homes in my neighborhood. It was kind of a hodgepodge.

(Don) Here, history is about the mineral strikes, Indian wars, cycles of boom and bust and waves of land hungry immigrants flooding in. What do you want to know?

(Jessie) Well, where can I get some native grass seed?

(Don) I have an envelope in the green house with some I can spare. And you can try the Native Plant Society. They hold walks at the Park and lecture as they go. You might meet some nice people there and enjoy a healthy spring stroll with your wife too. I know a lot about native plants but I'm just starting to get into the grasses. The Indians apparently used small portable mortars and pestles to grind up the seeds of grasses and forbs. The Spaniards called this food "Pinole" and named a town after it in California. I always just assumed that the grasses were natural but no-ooo it turns out all this noxious thistle-ly stuff came over either as a contaminant in alfalfa seed or in the fur of the cows and sheep. Those animals were seed bags with hooves. (Leaning the rake against the fence.)

(Jessie) And now those weeds are everywhere.

(Don) And more exotics coming in all the time. Cattle ranchers are being driven out of business and off their land by weeds. In some counties ranchers can’t get a loan on their land if it is infested with leafy spurge. I'm amazed you can still buy the dirty dozen at the local nursery and seed over the internet.

(Jessie) You mean you can buy weed seeds on the web?

(Don) That and a whole lot more in violation of the law.  Nothing has gone extinct recently but it can get depressing if you let it. Anyway, let me show you what I've done so far. This is Indian ricegrass. It should do well here, on the edge of this woodland with plenty of sunshine. They say it provides good forage and cover for wildlife.

(Jessie) Like quail?

(Don) And song birds too. It's good for controlling erosion and it tolerates this poor soil. It should get about knee high. This is blue grama. This one is supposed to be excellent for recovering areas overgrown with weeds. You can even mow it like a lawn. There's not much that competes with wild oats but this will. For fire protection I've got Western Wheatgrass. This one has roots that won’t rot with over watering. It also stays green late into the summer so it really has to be a hot day before this will burn. If I water it once in a while it almost never will. It’s also the longest lived of the native grasses so it'll be here for awhile. I'm going to plant a lot of this. You can see how I’ve left the boulders in place so the grasses can reach the moisture that will remain underneath them. And this stuff (they pick up the tarp with the pile of mown grass on it) is going straight to the gully. (While walking over) This ditch wasn't near this deep when I was a kid. (They dump it in) And this is just from street run off. See the end of the culvert there?
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(Jessie) Yeah

(Don) If all the vegetation on this hill was burned off in a fire there'd be massive amounts of run off every time it rained and there'd be nothing to throw in there to stop it. I suppose I could drop in a few hay bales but I think I'd have more important things to worry about. Like rebuilding the house.

(Jessie) You have fire insurance?

(Don) Yeah but I’m scared to call them to ask any questions. That would show activity on my account and could get me dropped. I also know that our insurance wouldn't cover the contents of the house and all of my art and pictures. If I could burn off just this grass here I'd love to grow a native grass meadow from seed....and it would be beautiful hmmmm but too risky. And fire doesn't kill all the weed seeds either, the ones deep in the dirt. Ants will actually carry weed seeds down into their nests.  (The pair  returns  to work area, Don grabs the rake and leans on it) There's a gully across the canyon there that's thirty feet deep with sheer walls. Its like a box canyon. It swallows up whole pine trees like a black hole eats up star dust. Billions and billions. It is probable still choking trout in the creek. I'd take you over there but there's a lot of star thistle to wade through...a lot. I guess the time to stop erosion is before it gets serious.

(Jessie) Like the dust bowl days.

(Don) More like LA. You know...(pointing towards the valley.) When it rains all the water from the storm drains pours down this canyon. It doesn't have a chance to soak into the ground. It's kinda like what happens when you have a bad fire. The soil gets so hot it can form a hydrophobic layer from all the resins in the pine needles.

(Jessie) Like waxed cardboard

(Don) And water can't penetrate it. So it just slides off. That's why LA gets these terrible floods after every major fire. The water can't soak in and there's nothing to hold it. Mud city. Slip sliding away. And then they build a few more houses, it all grows back and they do the whole thing again. Crazy.

(Jessie) There's got to be a better way.

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(Don) Absolutely (Turning back up the trail) I've got to get this tool back to the rental shop before five so I better get back to work. It was nice meeting you. Tell Cliff I said "Get a real job!" and I'll see ya at volleyball.

(Don fires up the weed eater and goes back to mowing down the wild oats).

(Jessie) (loudly over the noise) Thanks for talking to me. I feel like an expert already.

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Don waves good by.

(end of scene five)

Scene Six

(Return to narrator). As we have seen, there are several different varieties of fuel reduction. If you've gotten the go ahead, you can do it yourself or pay to have it done. The wise homeowner who gets this far will avoid leaving "the frying pan for the fire" by re-planting with fire resistant shrubs or native bunch grasses. This will provide year round protection from erosion and fire and be a source of beauty as well, even in the poorest soils. Let's see how a native plant fancier would simultaneously manage a fuel break for beauty, erosion control, habitat and fire protection. For this seemingly impossible task let's follow Helen and a friend as they do a little shopping at Harlequinn Gardens.

(End of scene six)

Act Three Scene Seven (The Botanist's Lesson) The camera follows a four door station wagon down the highway and then down a winding road. The car pulls into a parking stall in front of the nursery sign. The camera pans picnic tables, sheds and potted plants. A woman in a dress gets out of the car holding a long shopping list. (sound track- Quail calling)

(Claudia) What a beautiful place! I've lived around here for so long and I didn't even know this place was here-tucked back in the woods like this...and I thought I knew all the good places to shop. (giggles) (wistfully) What a nice place. So where is everybody? (she does a few notes of the Twilight Zone theme) Well I guess I'll just have to take a look around. (She pokes her head into a shed with nothing but ferns in it.) (sound track-dripping water) Hello? Nobody here...Hmmm....a fern bar with no IQ and everybody drinking. Deja vu. Let's try down the road a little. (She steps into a shed and sees the office furniture inside. Hello? Where is everybody? The service here is just terrible. (She sees a "ring bell for service" sign, a brass bell, and grabs the rope and rings it like a cablecar gripman. A woman, dressed in blue jeans, and carrying a cordless phone steps out of a nearby greenhouse.)

(Worker) (approaching and slipping the phone into her pocket.) Good morning...can I help you?

(Claudia) Why yes....I want to buy some plants. I have a list a fireman gave me.

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(Worker) May I...

(Claudia) sure (Hands worker the list)

(Worker) (after studying the list) Hmmm...some of these we have and some we don't. What kind of garden are you trying to grow?

(Claudia) Oh its not a garden....its to protect the house (flustered) you know...from fire. My husband wants good plants outside the fence.

(Worker) Good plants? You mean fire resistant plants? That will hold the soil?

(Claudia) Yes that's it.

(Worker) Yes I think we can help you. About how many square feet?

(Claudia) Well the men came in and.....Our lot is about eighty feet wide....and the area they cleared is about, oh I forget, maybe it goes from here to that big tree. (pointing towards large pine)

(Worker) fifty feet?

(Claudia) Yeah about that...but its downhill.

(Worker) ok...eighty feet by fifty feet is about 4,000 square feet. One bush for every ten square feet is about four hundred plants.

(Claudia) Oh no...not that many. I'm only driving a station wagon and besides... money doesn't grow on bushes you know. (giggles)

(Worker) well why don't we get a wheelbarrow and get you what you can afford. I've also got some native wildflower seed that you can plant yourself.

(Claudia) Oh wonderful...my children will love that. The workmen burned all that brush last week. In long rows....it was stacked like wood. Can we plant the seeds...you know... in the ash?

(Worker) Definitely. That ash is good fertilizer and the heat from the fire sterilizes the soil and kills all the weed seeds.

(Claudia) that blackened scar is so ugly....but I guess they had to do it. There was just so much brush.

(Claudia) (resignedly) The brush will be back and so will the workmen.

(Worker) Right. Brush fires have been part of the Colorado landscape for thousands and thousands of years and you know, we are starting to believe the Indians used fire as a horticultural tool..... to encourage pine nut production and to discourage brush. .. Anyway most brush will come back quick after a fire from the crown....the roots are still alive. All the woody plants on this list can be heavily pruned when they get too big and they'll re-sprout vigorously like nothing happened.

(Claudia) so how long before what they chopped down will be back?

(Worker) Not long. Unless you use a herbicide and poison the roots.... or plant these nearby so they compete for the available sunlight and water.

(Claudia) Oh I think I'd rather plant something. We have children you know. So what do you have that's on the list?

(Worker) We've got the bearberry... that's over here. (lifting one into the wheelbarrow.) These are five bucks each....

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(Claudia) I'll take four.

(Enter Helen) Hi.... do you mind if I listen in? It sounds like we're in the same boat.

(Worker) Certainly. My name is Karen and I'll be your tour guide today.

(Claudia) Hi I'm Claudia

(Helen) Call me Helen

(Worker) Ok, we've got Prairie Sage. Here smell this (tearing off a sprig and crumpling it in her hand)

(Claudia) oh that's wonderful.

(Helen) Such a delicate aroma.

(Worker) And when its in bloom the fragrance is just heavenly. If you don't mind me asking Claudia, where do you live?

(Claudia) Why do you ask?

(Worker) I just wondered if you were above timber line.

(Claudia) Oh no, we live up in the hills but not that high. We get the usual afternoon wind.

(Worker) Near the college?

(Claudia) kind of

(Worker) I took classes in ornamental horticulture there. It's a pretty good program. So does this hillside catch the morning sun or the afternoon?

(Claudia) Oh the morning.

(Worker) that puts you on a south facing slope-Fires always burn hotter on the south face of a ridge.

(Claudia) yeah and we're at the top of the hill.

(Worker) that's a double whammy….because of the wind.

(Claudia) I know. My husband insisted we do everything we could to be fire safe. Every month he's up on a ladder cleaning the pine needles out of the rain gutters. He's been trying to talk the neighbors into going in on one of those foam spray trailer mounted thingys. Cover your house and everything with foam.

(Worker) At least he takes it seriously.

(Helen) I'm not sure which direction our house faces because we just bought it. I know my husband cleaned out the fireplace after one of those romantic evenings in front of the fire. The embers were still hot...it caught the paper bag on fire and melted our plastic garbage can.

(Claudia) really?

(Helen) the last of the red hot lovers!
(laughter)

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(Claudia) but you kept him?

(Helen) I guess I have to...somebody has to change the batteries in the smoke detector.
(laughter)

(Worker) well...uhmm here's a plant that does a good job of holding the soil. It will provide cover and food for quail. Did you see our resident flock as you drove in?

(Claudia) No but I heard them. It's such a beautiful sound.

(Worker) That's the male-calling his flock together.

(Claudia) I suppose the Indians had a tale woven around that one...

(Worker) I suppose they did. Anyway this is a golden currant. One gallon containers are $6 each.

(Claudia) I'll take five. Do you take checks?

(Worker) of course.....Here are creeping grape holly...and prairie sage. The holly is a low mounding shrub that won’t block your views.

(Claudia) that's good.

(Worker) The  sage sports brilliant flowers in the spring.

(Claudia) ok... lets round out the wheel  barrow load with those and come back for more.

(Worker) Good idea
(They turn back on a path towards the office)

(Helen) So ahh...you're a long ways from the nearest fire station. What precautions have you taken against fire?

(Worker) Well some of the people here are all for a hot tub or swimming pool...just for a ready reservoir of water you understand.

(Claudia) of course (in mock seriousness)

(Worker) We have a fire evacuation plan if worse comes to worse. We’ve got fire extinguishers in case a power tool erupts into flame. We’ve got two back pumps to catch spot fires if it starts snowing embers and some buckets….plus we got a lot of garden hose, some lawn sprinklers and several spigots.

(Claudia) You know, just getting fire insurance these days is difficult. They won't write a new policy until someone else drops out.

(Helen) Tell me about it. We’re trying to get Lloyd’s of London to cover us.

(enter Charley )

(Worker) Here's another wheel barrow. Thank you Charley. (exit Charley) We'll just park this one here and have Vivian total 'em up all at once.

(Claudia) Ok

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(Sound effect) A cell phone rings. The worker and Helen both reach for their phones. The call is for Helen, however, and the worker puts hers away. Worker continues talking to Claudia in the background.

(Helen) Hi, Jessie. (pauses-camera close up) That's great honey. (Pauses) I'm at Harlequinn Nursery, I'll have some plants for you to put below the deck at the new place....

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(camera turns back to Claudia and worker)

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